[Good catch, Dustin. This truly is a confused man, and it only gets worse as Dustin perseveres in dropping curse words at the same time he calmly and confidently announces they're friends (what?)
9-1-1 Operator, he'd like to report an abduction in progress--and apparently it's his own and they're going for... ice... cream?]
You want to go now?
[This is old people logic at work--one can tell from the furrow in his brow, the physical manifestation of the adult mind instinctively looking for any excuse to keep from being fun and spontaneous. Someone help this poor soul.]
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[Good catch, Dustin. This truly is a confused man, and it only gets worse as Dustin perseveres in dropping curse words at the same time he calmly and confidently announces they're friends (what?)
9-1-1 Operator, he'd like to report an abduction in progress--and apparently it's his own and they're going for... ice... cream?]
You want to go now?
[This is old people logic at work--one can tell from the furrow in his brow, the physical manifestation of the adult mind instinctively looking for any excuse to keep from being fun and spontaneous. Someone help this poor soul.]